nothing is real everything is a simulation designed 2 8r8k u and the only act of resistance is 2 be kind

wwelcome 2 my cool wwebbed site

click here 2 access the boring (no typing quirk) version of this wwebpage!

4 business inquiries contact me @ sneakylinguini on discord (but that is probably howw u found this wwebbed site anywway)

My favorite characters r all from splatoon or undertale or homestuck, bcuz i am a loser. some of them move me enough 2 create art despite not being an artist. u can see that here

i also like some characters from cyberpunk 2077 and edgerunners.


i made this site primarily because I wwanted 2 learn html and I am going 2 improve it as i learn more!!!!!!!!


I like 2 play video games like wwar thunder, wwarframe, minecraft, roblox, deep rock galactic, arma, team fortress 2, and a lot more!!!!!!!!

I also like model making and collecting. i mostly stick 2 tanks, but i wwould build anything if it caught my attention

I seww from time 2 time, and am making a bunch of plushies right noww

I like homestuck.

I have ADD and autism

I use she/her pronouns exclusively, because i am so cool

i am also the wworld's least annoying linux user. I use linux mint on my laptop and Ubuntu server on my server.

i type at 120 wwpm on average and 130-140 on a good day

i play ggst and i main elphelt, bridget, nagoriyuki, johnny, and lucy

i love cosplay, and have cosplayed a feww characters in the past like Monarch from Project Wingman and Shiver from Splatoon!!

i am in love wwith the ford fiesta and i drive one every day. my only complaint is that it has a 5 speed gearbox instead of a 6 speed

i'm currently working on a game!