nothing is real everything is a simulation designed to break you and the only act of resistence is to be kind

welcome to my cool webbed site

for business inquiries contact me at sneakylinguini on discord (but that is probably how you found this webbed site anyway)

My favorite characters are all from splatoon or undertale, because i am a loser. some of them move me enough to create art despite not being an artist. you can see that here

i also like some characters from cyberpunk 2077 and edgerunners, i have been meaning to read the books for a while as well


I like to play video games like war thunder, terraria, minecraft, roblox, deep rock galactic, arma, team fortress 2, and a lot more!!!

I also like model making and collecting. i mostly stick to tanks, but i would build anything if it caught my attention

I have ADD and autism

I use she/her pronouns exclusively, because i am so cool

i am also the world's least annoying linux user. I use linux mint on my laptop and Ubuntu server on my server.

i type at 120 wpm on average and 130-140 on a good day

i play ggst and i main elphelt, bridget, nagoriyuki, johnny, and lucy